Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that
would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they
headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts,
sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist"
garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the
sunshine, and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a
tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help
but stare.
As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning,
Father, Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them
individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the
world did she know they were priests?
The next day, they went back to the store, bought even more
outrageous outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before
you even saw them.
Once again, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the
sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde - wearing a string
bikini this time came walking toward them.
Again she approached them and greeted them individually: "Good
morning, Father, good morning, Father," and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute, young
lady."
"Yes," she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know: how in the
world did you know we are priests?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Helen".
