Knowing this, women will have come far in understanding men and enriching
their own lives if they carefully review the "C" answers.
1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first
human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a
small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing
an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently
eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth.
You decide to:
A. Present it to the President of the United States.
B. Present it to the Secretary-General of the United Nations.
C. Take it apart.
2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most?
A. Innocence
B. Idealism
C. Cherry bombs
3. When is it okay to kiss another male?
A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without
regard for narrow-minded social conventions.
B. When he is the Pope. (Not on the lips.)
C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the
only really sportsman-like way to let him know that for business reasons, you have to have
him killed.
4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
A. A cat
B. A dog
C. A dog that eats cats
5. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and intelligent, and
you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking
it easy. You're watching a football game; she's reading the papers when she suddenly, out
of the clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you but, she can no
longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing
where your relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get
married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do you
say?
A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future,
but you don't want to rush it.
B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you
cannot honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting commitment, and
you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope.
C. That you cannot believe the Broncos called a draw play on
third and seventeen.
6. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of
your life with her, sharing the joys and the sorrows the world has to offer, come what
may. How do you tell her?
A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.
B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her
name, and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing through her hair and the
stars in her eyes, you tell her.
C. Tell her what?
7. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three
children ready for school. Your first question to her is:
A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
B. "They're in school already?"
C. "There are three of them?"
8. When is it okay to throw away a pair of veteran underwear?
A. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new
holes so large that you're not sure which ones were originally intended for your legs.
B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules
and has to be handled with tweezers.
C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy
checks the garbage regularly in case somebody (and we are not naming names, but this would
be his wife) is quietly trying to discard his underwear.
9. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led
the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised
Land?
A. He was being tested.
B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when
they finally got there.
C. He refused to ask for directions.
10. What is the human race's single greatest achievement?
A. Democracy
B. Religion
C. Remote control
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