1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and
sometimes snack trays". 2. It is wrong to be French. 3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder. 4. Lawyers: see rule three. 5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes. 6. Everyone should car pool except me. 7. Bring back the word "stewardesses". 8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport. 9. Mud wrestling is a sport.
