This beautiful woman one day walks
into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly
awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she
does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks
the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she
replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and
bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks,
"Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for
cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her
panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex
with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpes -
that's why I am here!"