She Was So Blonde She... Part 2

              She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
            * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
            * She thought General Motors was in the army.
            * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
            * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
            * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
               
            She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
            * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
            * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
            * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
               
            She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
            * She tripped over a cordless phone.
            * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
            * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
            * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
               
            She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
            * She studied for a blood test.
            * She sold the car for gas money.
            * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
            * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
               
            She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
            * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
            * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
            * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
            * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

            AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

            She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

            * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

 

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