A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the
experience.
"Oh, I really liked it", she said, "especially the really tight pants and all of
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other
for 25 cents".
Dumfounded, her date asked her, "What on earth do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter
back!' "
Thanks to Mike for this one.
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