How did the blonde try to kill the bird .... she threw it off of a cliff.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves .... she fell out of the tree.
How did the blonde die, drinking milk .... the cow stepped on her.
How did the blonde burn her nose .... bobbing for French fries.
Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month .... the
instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops .... so they can tell if they
are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
Why do men like blonde jokes .... it is one thing they can understand.
Why do blondes like lightning .... they think someone is taking their picture.
Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces .... from eating with forks.
Why do blondes have more fun .... they are easier to keep amused.
What do you call a brunette with a blonde on both sides .... an interpreter.
What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer .... frosted flakes.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head .... a space invader.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case .... branch manager.
What do you call a smart blonde .... a golden retriever.
What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes .... the back of her head.
What does a blonde owl say .... what, what ....
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies .... 10 .... one
to mix the dough and nine to peel the M & M's.
Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence .... to see what is on the
other side.
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back .... from crawling across
the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat .... in case she locks
the keys in her car.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet .... so she wouldn't wake
up the sleeping pills.
Why was blondes created .... because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge ....
why were brunettes created .... neither could the blondes.
Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor .... she thought it was
pregnant because it missed a period.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only
6 months .... because the box said from 2-4 years.
Why did the blonde call the welfare office .... she wanted to know how to cook
food stamps.
Where do blondes go to meet their relatives .... the vegetable garden.
What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen .... far - from - thinking.
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios .... oh look,
donut seeds.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra .... spot.
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short .... so brunettes can remember them.
Why can't blondes put in light bulbs .... they keep breaking them with the hammer.
When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head .... when you have a tire pump
to re-inflate it.
Why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's license .... because she got
an F in sex.
Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air .... she missed.
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blondes ear .... data transfer.
What is gross ignorance .... 144 blondes.
