Blonde Diner
A blind man enters a new diner. He finds his way to a
stool and orders a cup of coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells
to the waitress, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The diner immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know
five things:
1 - The owner is a blonde woman.
2 - The waitress is a blonde woman.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah"
... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
