All About Newton

I'll use this page to kind of give you an insight of who I am and what kind of life I lead.




§ Age:  43 (But you are only as old as you feel)
§ Sex:   Male
§ Job:   Full time. I work for an oilfield supply company, have so for about 26 years.
§ Married:   Was married for almost 19 years until she let drugs take her from us. Now I am single.
§ Kids:   24 yr. old boy from a previous marriage,  16 yr. old boy and a 13 yr. old girl who live with me.
§ Views on women:  Barefoot and pregnant is the only way.
§ Interests:   Hot honest women with hot bodies. Making web pages. Spending time with my kids.
§ TV:   Mainly Sci-Fi (Battlestar Galactica) and a few reality ones (Survivor)
§ Automobile:   Right now I drive a Toyota Tundra.
§ Beliefs:   Never hit a woman, Never cheat on your wife (It's OK to cheat on a girlfriend), Work hard, Drive friendly, Don't cuss around your kids, Don't be a racist and most of all (Always wear the pants in your family)

 


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